it looks complicated because it is

Are you part of a brand marketing team?

Do you like winning?

Are you awesome?

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We're obsessed with results

Ecommerce advisory

We love talking… about ecommerce. Every quarter, we help you set your ecom goals - then we meet every 2 weeks for 90 minutes to guide your progress.

Between these meets, we spend 5 hours a month supporting or implementing some of your tactics, such as comparing 2 review apps to see which one sucks or building a landing page experiment.

At the end of the month, we party… with data analysis. We dive into your data pool to find that cash you've left behind and flag any floaters that the pool guy needs to remove.

Shopify themes and sites

Yeah, you need one. This guy likely hardcoded your theme back-in-the-day, or your theme hasn’t been updated in a year, or customers hit your site and are like nope.

We’ll get you up and running on a Premium AAA Gold Standard Platinum Executive Edition Shopify theme that uses the maximum core functionality without apps or custom code. If code is needed, we’ll give you an easy way to manage it. If none of this makes sense, forget about it cause we’ll handle it for you.

Not on Shopify? The party is still going and we can get you there.

Email/sms marketing

Whoever is doing it now likely sucks - jk - they're probably really nice and make everybody laugh, but don’t know how to drive 40% of your revenue for pennies on the dollar.

We design, write copy, format, segment, analyze and supersize your email and sms marketing through Klaviyo. When customers get your emails, they will frame them above their fireplace and proudly show them off on Tiki Saturdays (after buying everything you have).

Ecommerce operations

You know when you have to stay up till midnight to flip a site? Yeah, we do that. We also manage the full back end of Shopify cause nobody enjoys that (except us).

Our Ecommerce Support professionals will update your dope pictures, change your dope pricing, or build dope landing pages for sales and those awesome parties you put on. If it’s in Shopify, we got it.

Ecommerce SEO & SEM

We help people find you on the internet.

It's kinda that simple.

Also, SEO stands for search engine optimization and SEM... something else, but basically it's Google Ads (no we don't do Meta or TikTok, just Google... and Bing). You always need more traffic.

Other stuff

Very very rarely, we do other stuff, and it’s usually very very expensive.

Who we've worked with